I had to post this video. Yea, it’s not porn, but yes, it’s one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen in my life. I actually started talking like this when I was a little drunk this weekend, but what’s it too ya?
"IS THIS INAPPROPRIATE"
"LISTEN WE HAVE TO MAKE SURE YOUR PROFILE CHECKS OUT IF YOU’RE GOING TO REMOVE MY GOD CHILD’S HYMEN FOREVER"
"WHAT IF I HOLD THIS TO YOUR THIGH"
"WELL THAT’S WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU START OFF THE MORNING WITH AN APPLE MARTUNI"